Some things just have to be done. Once you learn (via How About Orange) that tattooing a banana is possible, the world just opens up. Your mind swims with the endless creativity of it all. What will you tattoo today?
So I tattooed the kids’ names into their lunch box banana and it took me forever (like, the whole episode of Survivor last week – how annoying is that Shamar?!). I lovingly put the tattooed bananas into the lunch boxes and waited for the “you’re amazing, Mum, a tattooed banana just really sets you apart from all the other mums” accolades.
“Mum, why did you put Max’s banana into my lunch box today?” said Cappers.
Wrong lunch box. That was all the stupid named banana did for me. All that tattooing for nothing and I’m pretty sure I spelled the Badoo’s name wrong as well but luckily she can’t really spell it either.